You stand in front of your mirror, straightening out your striped red tie and admiring your crisp, powder blue shirt. You’ve rehearsed your introductory speech over a dozen times, and you’ve spent a lot of time formulating answers to questions that the interviewer might ask. Once you’re satisfied with your preparations, you decide you’re ready for your dream job interview and head out the door, confident and optimistic. But wait. You head back to the bathroom and empty your bladder, just to make sure the urge to go doesn’t catch you at the wrong time. So you go to the toilet, relieve yourself, and flush.

